morphinginthepuhsea: awesomephilia: Wait for it… [0:04] LMFAAOOOOOOOO Lmfaoo
forbrightskies: If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
Reasons why i'm single
ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop
Popped a molly I'm
funkadelicsoul: 1017andpregnant: torn-apart-at-the-seams: hahahaha
kingjaffejoffer: k-ameli: titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me. Lol, omg. lmao
I hate emotions and everything to do w ‘em.
jamtastik: ppl be thinkin im lyin when i say im awkward. if you ever meet me, im awkward as fuck. you think these posts are just inanet shit? nope. real life. i am the true definition of “ehhhh…whats wrong with this nigga?”
REBLOG IF YOU AREN'T PREGNANT
jamtastik: cheyennecheyenne: thatblondeeveryonelaughsat: Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid? fuck no I’m a dude… I’m a lesbian… I’m ugly… I’m just smart. I’m not a whore. ^ you ruined it i like chocolate milk.
itraeens: The funny thing about love is that you’ll never notice exactly how much it’s changed you until you’ve lost it.